I don't have a smart phone. Sometimes I wish I had one, but I'm way too cheap.
A friend linked to a site called Texts from Bennett. It makes me lose hope for the future. Also, it makes me laugh really hard. Be warned that there's a whole lot of swearing. This kid (the author claims the texts are real and from his 17-year-old cousin) is vile and a whole lot of stupid.
Is it prejudiced to say that I like laughing at stupid people?